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Thursday, January 27th, 2005
3:50 pm	This isn't the subject. So. I'm getting a therapist of sorts, for the depression. It's a good idea, I s'pose, 'cause I've been a tad on the crazy and sadistic side lately. SOOOO. Yeah. Current Mood: tired Current Music: "Welcome to the monkey house" dandy warhols (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, December 20th, 2004
9:52 pm	It's been ages Wow. Haven't posted in a while. I've been too busy working and being a whiny whipped little bitch. I call this girl, Brittany, every damn night; still not going out with her. I got the old "I like you, but I can't go out with anyone right now." Yeah. Not the first time I've heard that one; Like, the 8th. But I kiss her everyday at school. High school romances are way more complicated. Argh! It's like everyone's messing with my brain this year. Urgh! Get out of my brain, I was hear first! I've always used the Drew Carey Approach ("If you can't dazzle 'em, wear them down") with girls, and it has generally seemed to work. Until now. This is rather frustrating. Current Mood: frustrated Current Music: "The night I lost the will to fight" Cursive (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, November 26th, 2004
10:31 pm	"I swear, I'd suck a cock for some Skittles." My sister said that. We were at the bowling alley with Nate, Erica, Aunt Sheila, and my dad. Everyone was rather hungry, but I got a score of 168! Woot! All is cool here. Can't complain. Current Mood: content (Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004
5:08 pm	Quizno-rific! I think I got the job at Quiznos. Now I just have to memorize the ingedients to 30 different sandwiches. Current Mood: energetic Current Music: "homewrecker" converge (Comment on this)
Sunday, November 21st, 2004
12:02 am	We went to the Outlet today. I didn't get anything. Later the family watched "The Incredibles." It was better than I thought I would be but nothing special. Then again, Jason Lee (from a bunch of Kevin Smith movies) did the voice for the bad guy. That's kinda cool I suppose. Current Mood: blah Current Music: "Terminal Preppie" Dead Kennedys (Comment on this)
Thursday, November 18th, 2004
8:26 pm	I'm liking school a bit more, because I'm making lots of new friends. THE DEAD KENNEDYS ARE BITCHIN'! Current Mood: horny Current Music: "Kinky Sex makes the world go round (Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 17th, 2004
4:06 pm	Club day today. It was fun and disorderous. Disorderous isn't a word, is it? Oh well. I got my report card. 3 As one B. Good times, but a B in health? Yuk. 4 chinups! hurray! I saw my sister's play last night, it was good, but there were some wacky mistakes and the swordfight scene was lame. Current Mood: flirty Current Music: "Lumberjack song" monty python (Comment on this)
Monday, November 15th, 2004
6:57 pm	Bad day Dad crazied again. Pretty much made me wallow in self-loathing all evening. Thanks to his incoherent ramblings, I had time to think. I discovered I have no interests, skills, sincere friends, hobbies, or purpose. None. Current Mood: useless Current Music: "Dance Hall" modest mouse (Comment on this)
Sunday, November 14th, 2004
9:32 pm	fuck Whoops. My computer had a funkified glitch right there, ignore that last post. Current Mood: embarrassed Current Music: "The radiator hums" cursive (Comment on this)
9:24 pm	NOVEMBER 14th FOR LIFE! Today is a glorious day of legend. Perhaps I will explain it later. Perhaps not. Current Mood: good Current Music: "for the workforce drowning" thursday (1 Comment |Comment on this)
9:05 pm	NOVEMBER 14th FOR LIFE! November 14th is nearly a legend at my old middle school thanks to my friend Purple and I. We spread a huge false rumor that "something awesome" would happen. Naturally, do to the natural curiosity of the human race, everyone was trying to find the source of the rumor and what would happen on the 14th. Eventually some jackass had to up the stakes by saying he heard it was a bomb threat and some pussy-ass-poo-shingle had to tell their parents and get the administration looking for us, but I had done my homework, so I knew that we hadn't broken any actual rules. They couldn't touch us. Eventually from questioning kids they tracked it back to us. Dan Brown, one of the first November 14th crusaders, cracked under the pressure and lied and said it was a Rancid concert. They sent out a schoolwide newsletter about how it was nothing, but a concert. It would have been perfect if he could have just taken one for the team like the rest of us did. Today was the anniversery and we all had a crazy party at Bobaloo's house. It was the best day I've had in months. Good times. Current Mood: full Current Music: "take the veil cerpin taxt" the mars volta (Comment on this)
Saturday, November 13th, 2004
3:50 pm	Jewfro 2002-2004 R.I.P. The Jewfro is dead. It was smote by a bitch with a fake consmetology degree. I'm pissed as hell. What use is hair if you can't run your hands through it and almost get stuck? This is bullshit. My Atlanta Braves hat shall not leave my head for weeks. I'll sleep in it. I already took a shower in it. It's pretty moist now, but not so bad. I'm trying out for cheerleading on Monday. I'm pretty sure I already said that, I'm pretty much trying to convince myself at this point. Current Mood: angry Current Music: "After the Eulogy" boy sets fire (featured on Bushgame) (Comment on this)
Thursday, November 11th, 2004
5:42 pm	I had a physical. I got a couple of shots. My arm is sore. Current Mood: jubilant Current Music: "Concertina" mars volta (Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 10th, 2004
9:22 pm	I'm here, I'm nearing metrosexuality, get used to it. Today my female friends decided I needed a makeover. I fought off the three or four of them from pinning me down in the middle of Spanish, but then Josh stepped on my chest and one of them pinned my head back and I was stuck. I ended up with purple eyeshadow and lipgloss. It washed off, but not before Richu got a picture on her cellphone. I also retrieved the necessary paperwork to tryout for cheerleading. But I am now what Rick calls, "Pimpin' up in that shit." I got back my mojo that I had in middle school. It took a while but I'm back, bitches! Current Mood: accomplished Current Music: "Such Great Heights" Iron and Wine (Comment on this)
Saturday, November 6th, 2004
3:55 pm	Meh. I might go and not see a movie with my friends tonight, but my parents won't let my probably, because they're hoes. Current Mood: annoyed Current Music: "Comedy central presents jeremy hots" jeremy hotz (Comment on this)
Friday, November 5th, 2004
5:17 pm	Boring Today was boring. Current Mood: bored Current Music: "New Math" Tom lehrer (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 3rd, 2004
9:31 pm	Uh oh. Yeah. So, I'm scared, very very scared. Bush got re-elected. I now live in constant fear. Now that he has another four years, and he doesn't have to worry about getting re-elected again, he can do anything. Current Mood: scared Current Music: "This song brought to you by a falling bomb" thursday (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004
3:41 pm	Do'h! So, I was talking to Katie on AIM about how she likes Brian and how insanely humerous that is, and she asked who I liked. I thought to myself, "Well, what harm could it do?" I told her I liked Jade and Katie told me she was at Jade's house and Jade was reading the whole damn thing. Yeah. The cat is out of the bad as they say Current Mood: Stupid Current Music: "Bury me with it" Modest mouse (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, November 1st, 2004
9:38 pm	I respect a Republican? Since when? Today I had a political debate with a republican pal of mine. I've had possibly hundreds of political debates in my day, but this was the first time I actually had to try. This was the first time my opponent had the facts. Though he didn't change my political views, I respect that he wasn't just using the classic "He didn't really win any purple hearts." I hate when people say that. It proves that they have no idea what they're talking about. Oh well. Current Mood: Humble Current Music: "Political Science" Randy Newman (Comment on this)
8:39 pm	Curses. I'm American. Today, my sister and I ate a total of 2 pizzas and drank 3 sodas. I, meanwhile, watched TV all day. Today I was just your average American citizen, with no purpose or worthwhile thoughts. Damn. Current Mood: blah Current Music: "Drunkenship of Lanturns" Mars Volta (Comment on this)